Not to be confused with “duck” tape (which I’m almost certain doesn’t exist), today’s picture is a sad yet funny one that shows how quick thinking in the face of danger can make anyone… tape their shoe. Yes, that is duct tape on my shoe. Long story short, I was being lazy and trying to move something with my foot when my shoe got stuck and ripped along the back seam. The real hero in this story is the duct tape. I salute you, you grey roll of goodness.